Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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God's Conspiracy

The Holy New Space of Quantum Superposition and M-Theory Conspiration


Surely there are conspirators in some of these parallel universes of quantum mechanical religious definition. I know, because I have seen them fly closely over your head, trying to get a grip of control over your thoughts. And I know there are proclaimed anti-conspiracy conspiracists. I am an anti-one-of-them. And I know that soon the anti-conspiracy conspiracists will perform a holocaust - or surely the opposite next time...

The Owners of Truth will manifest as such by extinguishing all disbelievers. At the end only God will remain in his own enlightened anxiety over the paranoid feeling of perhaps being the Devil, and swallow himself to the end of the tail - or perhaps the opposite... it depends.

So I quickly withdraw my attention and pull my head into the true universe of quantum collapse I have created for myself - Oh, Quantum Field of salvation. In my universe there is no conspiracy. I know this to be absolutely true - because that is the reality I have created - thanks to you it's only on the outside outside (the real outside). I know this is hard to believe at first, but have faith in me.

Thank you Holy New Superposition Age for the possibility of creating my own world of fame and fortune, and for realizing that all poverty, famine, rape and war does not really exist - except in the world of you believer of the Golden calf. And thank you Quantum Ghost of Eternity that I do not exist in any other world that would threaten my survival. Expelled from all other existences it is so perfect. No responsibility whatsoever. My rich ol' Papa Universe of all kinds of prosperity is my own - and all you ghosts around me are merely a problem to yourself.


Oh, by the way, please stay tuned for my new book 'Wishful Thinking' - a way to happiness for you - and just a few earnings for my survival, so that we may all be blissed even more by true spirits. I mean - when I choose to be in your abominable quantum state to help pull your drowning souls from your self-imposed misery of negative thoughts of being scammed, plundered and raped. Be positive!

Of Course - you can choose not to believe my words - this is only written so that you may think for yourself and make your own choices - so that you can avoid rotting in Hell eternally. (Just a humble hint from yours forever reincarnating Messiah). And remember I exist in many incarnations, this is just one of them: ***

Here are lots of me...

There are even many, many more, but these should convince you I am real. Actually I'm all over the place, in The Holy New Space of Quantum Superposition.
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